I spent a happy five minutes looking in a t-shirt printing shop at all the slogans yesterday. Here are some of my favourites:
Grandparents – so easy even a small child can operate them.
A balanced diet is a chocoate in each hand.
I fart on the first date
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person
All stressed out and no one to choke
I wish these were brains
Save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate
I can’t wait to procrastinate
Fast food – worth the weight
My vocabulary is as good as, like, whatever.
Don’t believe everything you read on t-shirts – William Shakespeare
Bad spellers UNTIE
The Police never think it’s as funny as you do
I put the sex in dylsexic
Me? Stupid? No I’m aren’t
Sometimes I use phrases I don’t understand and visa versa